craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via oomshi)

misscannabliss:

Violet Dark Spring of the Numinous Orb: 90˚ CCW by Yoshi Sodeoka. 
awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

tastefullyoffensive:
This kid was born for politics.

Anonymous asked: is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants boom

The sad part is that this would get me into bed so fast

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

(via oh-drugs)

purrkittykatt:

j8k3:

chrssy:

riding your man like

image

LOOOOOOL

LMFAO

(via hahndynasty)

lunchtrae:

Iggy Azalea